You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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