Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
birth control should be required to get into college
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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