if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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