how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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