My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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