shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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