I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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