eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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