As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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