Me. At least after what I've been through.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my being single is dangerous.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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