why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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