goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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