No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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