the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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