Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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