The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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