This house was built for laser tag.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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