If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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