When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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