is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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