maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I think i got beer on your cat.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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