we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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