I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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