remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we made out on top of his cat.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
