The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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