bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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