So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
third nipple confirmed
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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