Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Boobs are out for the taking
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
