Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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