I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So much rum. So many feels.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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