billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
