We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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