I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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