Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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