You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Your tits are I can't wait for
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
