I seem to have left my pride at pride
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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