Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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