I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
