if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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