I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
