I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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