By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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