Don't you send me to vm
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
be right there i have to get my cape
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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