alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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