That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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