bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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