i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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