The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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