She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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