i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm always down for nudity.
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