no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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