so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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