Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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