I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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