your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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