fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
did i just pee glitter
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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